Dear Mrs. Clinton, Let me start off by saying that I am honored, truly honored to be sitting here alongside your campaign as part of this historic campaign thrashing your now flailing and increasingly desperate campaign. It is a real honor. No, I will not follow this with a "shame on you comment" as many would expect. See, that is why I am part of this inspiring, hope-mongering campaign for change, that is seeking to rid this race off those old style politics of yester-year that are now as tiring as they are tired.
I understand that you Hillary Clinton apologized to me if any offense was taken by remarks associated with your campaign. Well, Dear Mrs. Clinton, I would like to say to you that there is really nothing to apologize for. While indeed, your campaign tactics are offensive, they however, fail to offend me in any personal way. Your campaign tactics have attempted to insult my intelligence, but you see, they have failed. Because you see, Dear Mrs. Clinton, I have drunk the Kool Aid. I am filled with HOPE, with inspiration, by a new kind of politics for change. Yes, I am, yes I have come to have faith in a true change that I am believing in. I have answered the call to believe, not just in the power of Obama to bring about change, but in my own as well.
Indeed Senator Clinton, I thank you, and I am honored, truly honored to bear witness to this, stark contrast in the politics of yesteryear that you represent, and the new politics represented by the HOPE filled inspiring campaign that is the Obama campaign! Thank you so much for showing me exactly why it is that I find the Obama brand of politics so much more attractive. Thank you so much for inspiring me to really roll my sleeves, and get down to the hard work of fighting tooth and nail against your old style dirty politics of yesteryear, the same old business as usual type beltway politics, that have turned so many people off. Thank you so much for confirming what I always suspected, that Barack Obama is a far superior politician with far superior ideas for me, for this country and indeed for the world, in his far more superior outlook on future American foreign policy.
Seeing your desperate old style dirty campaign that will resort to any and everything to win, while treading underfoot, any and every demographic as it becomes politically expedient, just inspires me the more so, to continue to take part in this HOPE mongering campaign for change that is the Obama campaign. It has inspired me to continue contributing, as I have done to a political campaign for the first time in my life, and to continue working and doing my best to ensure that you will never be my spokesperson as President of the United States. Thank you also, for making me aware that s a New York resident, I do not want you representing me in congress either, and indeed, if there is ever a Senatorial primary against you, I will do my best to fight for that candidate against you, because you have reminded me that you never even bothered to even attempt to represent me, because you were to busy laying your ground work for your now very desperate and ugly campaign.
It bears repeating, dear Mrs. Clinton, that I do not take any of your ill conceived attempts to appeal to racially motivated fears for votes, because I realize that it is borne more from a lack of imagination and lack of message to inspire either me or even the voters that are now the only important ones in your book – until that is they are no longer important. I understand that in your total lack of message, inspiration, or imagination, you will utilize and dismiss any and every other group, state, demographic or otherwise, when it suits you. I understand that this is an indication of your leadership style now as well as in future. I understand for all of the above reasons, that you cannot be allowed to represent me, and quite frankly neither should you be allowed to represent your selfish interests in the name of representing either the American people or the people of New York in any sort of responsible political office.
Dear Mrs. Clinton, I watched with amusement, as Keith Olbermann, giving you the benefit of doubt, advised you to get rid of your ill advising advisors. I however, would like to say, that you are fully responsible for your campaign, and it is fully a reflection of total lack of imagination or ability to inspire or lead. Thank you, Mrs. Clinton, for showing me your true ugly colors, and again as I said before, there was absolutely no need to apologize, and indeed no offense taken. The lessons you are teaching me far outweigh the irritation of having to learn the name of Geraldine Furor, or listen to her grating remarks and all other such garbage. Could it be an attempt to distract voters from stories such as yesterday's collapse of Carlyle Group Stocks that brought down European markets yesterday. Is this not a company that you and your husband, along with the Bush family, and the Bin Laden family have huge stocks in, and that has benefited greatly from both Bush administrations, as well as your husband's administration with defense contracts and many winks and nods.
Thank you again Dear Mrs. Clinton. I am now going out to HOPE-monger, inspire, fundraise, phonebank and canvass to do all I can to recruit others like me to help defeat your dirty campaign of winning by all means necessary, at any cost, and on the backs of any and everyone, from African Americans, college educated and higher income whites, "female traitors", boutique states, caucus states, states that Democrats will never win anyway, states that voted before Mar 4th before we knew that John McCain would be the nominee (who’d have ever guessed) and hence putting national security on the forefront, black states – like Utah, young people, Independents, Republicans turning Democrat, and god knows who else, all their cats and dogs?! Dear Mrs. Clinton, in concluding my open letter to you, I have one question for you, "Are you serious?!"
Update: To your campaign’s credit I was very encouraged to see that your surrogate Governor Rendell has chosen to reject the old style politics providing the most compelling endorsement of Senator Obama this morning on Morning Joe where he said and I quote, "Senator Obama is the most effective campaigner I have ever seen, and he will do well in Pennsylvania." He went on to add that Barack Obama would definitely win Pennsylvania when he is the nominee and go on to take the White House! Even sweeter coming from one of your surrogates, who seems to have far more faith in your opponent’s ability to campaign than he does you. Interesting indeed! (sorry no link)Cross posted on mybarackobama.com